So I made an online store.
[link]BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
BUYYYY AND I'LL BE YOUR DOG.
BUYYYYYYY AND I'LL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO A MAYAN GOD OF YOUR SELECTION.
Wellll actually you don't have to if you don't want to, but I'd reallllly appreciate it.
AND AND AND if I get 10+ purchases, I'll spend actual money on an actual website and an actual good webstore. YAY!